Offensive gifts to buy your wife for Christmas; I'll go first.
Deodorant
Razors
Breath mints
Ozempic prescription
#merrychristmas #offensivegifts #lol
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Clothes that are too small, or worse, too big.
HAHAHAHAAHA
I thought of that one but I figured I would save it since I had four in my initial list.
My mum - hold yourself - talked about taking ozempic since there's no help in her 60s (she's healthy, alright, no thyroid and shit) and she served us thicc chocolate cake for dinner right after.
Even the kid made ouch noises when she opened it
🙄
Synthetic is the worst imo. I don't mind slightly too big. With suspenders. Nice 100% wool pant. It's like jogging pants but classy
Wow, I'm different 😅 I'd be happy to recieve deodorant, razors, breath mints, and a scale. Clothes that are too big are also fine.
Yeah, I don't want drugs, prescription or otherwise, so that'd get me, as well as too small clothes, but that would get because I'd be sad I couldn't use them, not offended that I don't fit in them.
I'm really not easily offended... but I can think of one thing (other than drugs):
If I only got one gift, opened it, and then was told, "oh sorry that wasn't for you either, actually" and the gift is proceeded to be taken away from me, but not replaced with anything.
So, basically, the most offensive gift would be to not get one at all, but think I did. 😬🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHA Honesty is a good policy.
I can get behind this.
You're a rare breed indeed! I would totally get that though, feeling deliberately left out like that would just be heartbreaking more than anything.
Once you go wool, you can't go back.
...and this book 
Also, Ozempic is for diabetes, not for weight loss
Oh baby, you're not thinking shitcoin enough.
I don't think shitcoin at all...
Then you will never understand my mother.
I didn't even understand mine, so... 😸
Seriously I just triggered myself. Two covid jabs, feeding my kids heavily sweetened cake twice a day, playing hysterical victim in every life scenario and now this. It's just.. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Stealing this phrase 😂😂
I used to knit a lot and made people scarves and hats etc as part of their Christmas gifts for years.... Until someone gave me a "knitting for absolute idiot beginners!" type class as my gift one year. That hurt 😅
Too small indicates he doesn't see his wife for who she is. Too big means he held it up in a store, thought "yeah, that's about how big her ass/chest/thighs is/are" and insinuates that he thinks she's bigger than she is. Both can be triggering for someone with body issues.
Ah, we're talking when gifting. Yeah, I agree... I've often thought the same thing. I steer clear of clothes
lol I hope she does not take it too seriously and you still have a wife before greeting the new year 😂😂😂
I know that's what it's for but it's only ever discussed in talks of weight loss, or at least as far as I've heard.
That wild. My condolences.
Perfect.
Oh, that's rude.
"I thought it was pretty and I think you're pretty so I wanted you to have it."
A scarf. A necklace. Earrings. Those all apply and don't require sizes.
Excellent point.
All things I consider.
But I also bought a tailor's measuring tape too. Is it weird to meausre your wife when she's sleeping?
I did not buy any of these things for my wife. 🤣🤣
I guess as long as you're getting the measurements right it's not THAT strange. Then again, she doesn't know that you aren't measuring her for a hole so....make sure she gets the special drink before bed?
"LOL, for real! Gotta keep it on the up and up, ya know? But fr, what’s a special drink lookin’ like in your world? 🍹😜"
Not while she's breastfeeding. Maybe once she's done that.
No clothes for at least a year then.
Oh yeah, post baby body does not want anyone guessing what size it is usually.
Agreed. I've just taken to giving her little things every now and then. Those things include lego roses but not clothing.
ppphhheeewww you're safe then waaaahhh 😂