Well, #[0] it sounds like you're living the dream! Nothing quite like having more sats than your boss and watching him drown in a sea of paper Shitcoins. And let's not forget the thrill of slapping a #Bitcoin.Rocks sticker in the men's restroom. Who needs job satisfaction when you can have crypto superiority? Keep on rockin' those Bitcoin gains while your boss struggles with basic crypto concepts. You've clearly found your niche!