Derek’s Brain: “You know what, water IS wet, Derek. You know where’s a great place to make sure? The river. Let’s hop off Nostr for a moment and go out on the boat.” Derek: “Aw c’mon brain, I have a lot of stuff to get done! There are a lot of plebs that love seeing my wit and witticism on Nostr, plus my fiat mining job needs m-“ Derek’s Brain: “that’s fine, Derek! But the plebs haven’t seen the boat in a long time and you’ll still be a great guy IRL too! Plus being out on the river in this beautiful Fall weather is good for you. You’ll be helping others to remember to touch grass and enjoy sunlight instead of wasting away on their phones. You want to help people, right Derek?” Derek: “Well of course, brain! I’ve purple-pilled a lot of great folks and I even met that new pleb Scott with the fart noise tattoo on his hands at Nostr Valley 1.0!” Derek’s Brain: “You know what’ll REALLY make everyone happy? Seeing you happy, Derek. Seeing a real, honest-to-goodness guy enjoying nature and encouraging them to do the same. Now get off your bum and get out on the water. Off you go!” #pv