Serious question.
Do you take a shit everyday and wanna save valuable time and save cuckbucks on toilet paper? Here are my top 2 tips.
My father-in-law is what I call a whole-foods-scavenger. Eye of Sauron level of super high fibrous vegetable consumption. He once threw up in my bathroom sink and clogged it. As I proceeded to snake the drain one of the things I found looked like the stem of a cherry - which might have been the culprit. Anyways, he says he takes 5 shits a day. Holy shit that's a lot of toilet paper I told him. So without any further adieu do here are my top 2 tips because 1 is too small a number and 3 is just too much number.
1) go carnivore. use carnivore as an optimization. I stay regular at once every 3 days on carnivore.
2) use a bidet. I've tried a couple of non- electric bidets and the cheap $40 one was perfect. I think toilet paper was giving me hemorrhoid symptoms. My hemorrhoid symptoms vanished after switching to a bidet. My kids stopped complaining as well.
Don't get 👌 👍
Watch South Park episode Japanese Toilet for more inspriation.