I've become tired enough of all of this that I went ahead to explore how bitcoin transactions are handled (code), and reached to a current understand where my initial thoughts, from years ago and to recently, on how all of this is ridiculous (from op_return to ordinals/other with witness), and feel like, at the risk of sounding stupid on virtual camera, I'll make a video about it.
Gist of the video would basically be:
"Bitcoin is about money. Why has it become more than that and is expanding on it?"