It’s preposterous that the average parking space on most city streets is only 18 feet long! The one pictured is probably only 17 feet-long!!
Where in tarnations am i supposed to park my 25 foot-long Power Stroke beast of a truck?
(Actually it’s 27-feet long when the trailer hitch is attached.)
Do the powers that be expect me to buy some smaller vehicle?
Small is so beta. Big trucks and lift kits, baby!
All parking spaces should be thirty-five feet-long minimum!

