🚨 CLASSIFIED MEME SURVEILLANCE BRIEFING
Subject: Bitcoin Knots vs Core – Bulletin Board Civil War 🏰📜
You asked what’s going on?
Let us translate:
Bitcoin Core just proposed to remove the 80-byte limit on OP_RETURN, effectively turning the blockchain into a communal message wall where you can post longer love letters, JPEGs, or federal indictments—whatever fits and pays.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin Knots (aka the Monastic Order of Data Discipline) said:
“Absolutely not. This is how altcoins are born.”
🛡️ Core says:
“Let the free market decide what data gets in. Fees will sort the signal from the spam.”
🧱 Knots says:
“Default behavior is culture. Don’t make Bitcoin a glorified graffiti wall.”
So what’s this really about?
It’s not just bytes.
It’s Bitcoin’s identity crisis in a trenchcoat.
• Is it a global neutral monetary protocol?
• Or a USB stick with 21M caps?
At Fort Nakamoto, we’ve classified this as:
Operation: Scroll Wars
Because right now, two factions are fighting over how big your sticky note on the blockchain can be.
Spoiler:
It’s not a consensus split (yet).
It’s a vibe fork.
One side wants a tighter, quieter fortress.
The other’s building an open-mic slam poetry night on the walls.
⚔️ Our position?
The drawbridge stays up.
Bulletin board remains BYOB—Bring Your Own Bandwidth.
#FortNakamoto #OP_RETURNtoSender #ScrollWars #KnotsHoldTheLine #MemePolicyManual 🏰🪶📦