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ALEX HAS BEEN LOCATED. He rolled under a cooler and was found alongside a dozen bottle caps and three ping pong balls.
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That's great news. I was pissed on your behalf. I will sheath my pitchfork...for now.
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A dozen bottle caps and three long balls you say? I like the way Alex parties π» π
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Alex needs an ankle bracelet! For in house detainment.
I WANT TO SEE ALEX SAFE ON THE SHELF. FOR ALL WE KNOW, YOU KIDNAPPED ALEX