She would LARP as a homesteader in the woods on the weekend for the photo op. She was hot if you like that 80s style sad white girl afro that was kinda flat in the middle.

Sounds lame and not hot because hotness is derived from being genuine as much as being physically attractive. Would not zap. Maybe I would though 🍆

Depends on if your 🍆 is zapping or your 🧠.