Would have a fork that doesn't honour most people's UTXOs (except Patoshi) be better? How or why? The whole point is that Bitcoiners want to try Drivechains and other SoftForks ... If Bitcoiners don't have UTXOs there already, what is the point, how is that different from Litecoin?

If you exchange moneros for bitcoin and you also revive bitcoin airdrops in church or at a casino, but you don't remember how much of each in your bitcoin wallet... It's quite good the government will have to believe its all airdrop...