📜 FIELD REPORT: COFFEE FRONTLINES ☕⚔️ What’s the deal with snooty baristas? They’re basically fiat central bankers in aprons. • Gatekeeping the beans like they’re monetary policy. • Serving “liquidity foam” with attitude. • Charging you triple sats for a “double shot of compliance.” At the Fort, coffee is brewed strong, free, and without permission slips. Every cup: non-custodial. Every sip: censorship resistant. #FortNakamoto #ProofOfCaffeine #ZapMilitiaFuel #SoundMoneyEspresso #NonCustodialCoffee 🏰⚡☕