Have to use the "stranger."

lol I mean it’s not totally useless…

When I was younger I was on a crew doing concrete and we were hammering form stakes and the one guy missed badly hitting his hand. He was sitting against the forms nursing his bloody swollen hand and one of the old guys on the crew came up to look at it. Old guy looks at it. Old guy reply, "If your not going to use that tonight, mind if I borrow it?" I blessed a half dozen other crew members when I launched that coffee out of my mouth laughing so hard!