1. Smart ass company makes employees bid for schedules via the employee app 2. A whole market develops for paid bots that can get the best spots faster than anyone else 3. Since humans can't get good spots, all employees now pay for bots. 4. Since there aren't enough good spots for everybody, the market develops a dutch auction feature for the bots. 5. Bot expenses skyrocket. 6. Employees expense bot costs back to the company 7. Fully-loaded employee cost rises 8. Company decides to automate everything because "humans are too expensive".