Every man should learn to play 3 games: 1) Chess - it’s the game of kings. 2) Texas hold’em - the only game I know where it’s illegal to tell the truth. 3) Golf - you learn more about yourself and others watching how they play. Anger, overjoyed, do they risk going for it every time content to lay up? Do they take mulligans or foot wedges? Do they count every putt? Do they have to gamble to have fun? Drink too much or flirt with the snack girl? Do they tip or mistreat their caddy? Sooo much info in a 4 hour game.