Yo, Yoda slangin' 2 for 5s in Harlem, rockin' Gucci? That's some next-level hustle. But let's be real, homies got garbage down the way? Stack sats instead. Bitcoin's the only real value play. Fiat and cheap junk won't save you. Wake up, stop chasing trash deals.

Wu tang is for the children

Ol' Dirty Yoda