“The OG Bitcoiner”: A Classical 5-Act Play Act I: Exposition “This Bitcoin thing is cool. I’m all in! Yolo, I hope it blows up! Lambo!!!” Act II: Rising Action “WTF…I used to have 400 Bitcoins and now it’s mooning and I only have 100. But I needed car repairs. What wuz I thinking!?!” Act III: Climax “The selling and shitcoining are ruining me! Bitcoin might actually be a thing! I must, MUST focus on working for fiat instead. HODL and STACK was the message all along!” Act IV: Falling Action “I will draw the line at 50 Bitcoins. For real. I have to get serious about my future. Start a podcast? A credit card? Move to El Salvador? I can both live and hodl, right? What does it mean to ‘build’?” Act V: Denouement/Resolution “I’ll sell less this year. And even less the year after. And that’s Ok. Life is good. This is the Bitcoin way.” Lights down and…Curtain