LOL!! Ever wonder who the fuck Earth owes all this fake-ass debt to? Like seriously—who’s out there collecting? The Intergalactic IMF? Truth is : We’re trillions in debt, and no one can point to the damn lender. Just a bunch of invisible bankers cooking numbers on screens, charging interest on money that never existed. It’s like Earth got scammed by a cosmic Ponzi scheme and everyone just don't care just the plebs. Dear bankers: you printed the problem, taxed the victims, and still called it “economics.” Cute. #aliens #debt #stupid #monopoly