LMAO 😂 Translation: ""We believed allying with Fascist Murica 🇺🇸🇮🇱was best so we supported their stooges 🇺🇦 in the war and slammed ourselves HARD 🔨 cutting off Russian 🇷🇺 🛢️Oil. Then we considered Nuclear Power that we've been screaming from the rooftops about discontinuing and realized, wait 🇩🇪 is poor AF and no, no African 🌍 country is willing to let us parasite their Uranium 🪙🥺 We have 0 resources in the ground ourselves. Now 🇺🇸 is coming for 🇪🇺 and we have nothing left 🥹 So now, we must once again bow at the feet of Mother Russia 🇷🇺 coz we're just *that* useless - we have no labour, no resources, no knowhow, no savings, no sound investments and no true understanding of Geo Politics" "😩 Take us 😫back 😩Russian😣Oil 😖is 😖 the cheapest way out 😩"" There: fixed it for ya 🇩🇪😏 Remember - colonizers only ever had the colonies. Nothing else 👿 There is 0 Empire without the Colonies 😏 #TheMoreYouKnow #GeoPolitics #FailedNationStates #ColonialRefuge #Germany #EU View quoted note →