Seems like the most First-Worldly sorta problem to bitch that your friend is only a couple standard deviations above the norm. We should happily recommend gold and silver to people who don’t have the time or patience to grok bitcoin. Sound money is the goal, even if Bitcoin is the best tool. The gold & silver / crypto fight has to be perpetuated and amplified by the intelligence agencies / banking cartels. Don’t make the rest of us look like we’re in a cult.