When it first came out I remember thinking how awkwardly formulaic it was.
Stylish person: "Hello, I am MYTHICAL NAME. You're here because of THIS. Uncomfortable monologue about sex."
Neo: Trinity!! ๐ฑ
Stylish person: "Now we slow motion kung fu fight for eleven minutes!"
Neo: that seems long?
Stylish person: also it will end in a draw!!
Neo: what?
Stylish person: TITTIES!

