I forgot galas. I have never bought art at a gala benefit alongside Senators and Saudi princes.

I'm upper-class, by income, but I don't really feel it. Feel more UMC, really. Genteel impoverishment. But I do feel like I have more freedom and options, than most other people. And I have Bitcoin, of course. I probably think about money more, than most people, but I worry about it, less.

Well, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you will be required to attend galas. Probably at an Italian villa. Be warned all the unattached men will be either art thieves or spies. Don't stand under the chandelier.