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A.A.Ron 1 month ago
Me: I must raise brave and independant children. Also me: Where the hell are my kids? I wish they'd stop wandering off. Can you relate?

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1776 1 month ago
I think my 70’s/80’s parents were actively trying to get rid of us. I think it was about 1984 before I ever wore a seatbelt. At 7, my Dad would let me steer the car while he ran the pedals, to get he and my Mom home from parties, because he was too hammered to see the road. I should have died 20 times as a kid.
Right along the lines of raising critical thinkers taught to question authority. “Really wish they’d just listen and do what I said”
Ours disappeared into the woods with a camp chair, a book, and a Chinese Rambo knife. He came back 3 hours later with a sharp stick strapped to his back by a vine. I worry that he's dead when he gets out of sight, but I'm glad that he's spending some time being feral.
Me: I'm so glad my child isnt a vapid brainless idiot like all these other kids. Also me: don't speak to me like an adult, child.