Asked my missus to buy some of those long thin balloons today. Her: “What? Why? What are you gonna do with them?” Me: “Make balloon animals for [our daughter].” Her: “What?! How?! Are you serious? You can do that?!” Me: “If a literal clowns can make balloon animals, pretty sure I can work it out.” Her: 😮 She seems to think balloon poodles are secret knowledge and require a degree from Bozo’s clown school or something lol. You can just learn things on YouTube