A Hippopotamus can outrun you on land, and swim faster than you in the water. They are also better than you in protests.
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It's only a matter of time before they replace us as the dominant species on this planet.
And this particular one is sexier than you. Yes, YOU.
What is it protesting at?
They definitely carry a healthy portion of the intimidation factor.. Don't they kill more humans than any other animal?
And they are herbivores.. not an imminent danger till you fick with them :-)
Taking a hippo to a protest would be world class! 🚁😂
Heil Hippo Overloards!
But can they vibe code better
Also weigh less than most protestors
Fun fact, hippos don’t swim. They sink to the bottom and run… seriously 😂
I love that hippos bring Eshara and I to mind 🤣
Any hippo I see I tag yea.
Btw you & island meet on nostr? I feel like it was a joke then all of a sudden yer taking photos at bitcoin Nashville
Can they climb trees?
Yeah but do they run core or knotts…
🤣 Yes and now we’re very much engaged.
Fills my heart with joy, I guess I will have top stop hitting on @island
🤣 give him the ego boost. He’s amazing! 😍
Now you have confused me.
In case you have never seen a hippo skull:
My job here is done. 🤝 😂
Damn Daniel… 🤙
Ouf! friend zoned with a formal first name dang it.