Moving forward, if you're gonna run around screaming your company is buying Bitcoin and holding it “forever,” we're gonna need more than vibes, Laura. We need proof of reserve.
Not your tweet, not your coin. 🧾
Meanwhile, for the plebs: proof of keys is still step one. If you bought Bitcoin and it's still chillin' on an exchange… congratulations, you own a screenshot.
We're not asking you to flex. Just take it out the casino and into cold storage. That’s the whole vibe.
But if you're a CEO making headlines about stacking sats, you don’t get to hide behind "privacy" after publicly announcing a billion-dollar buy. Either show receipts, or stop front-running for engagement.
Exchanges are reporting record-low BTC balances. Samson says we're overdue for 7 figures. I believe him.
Let’s flush out that paper Bitcoin. Call it what it is. 🚽💸
Because real Bitcoin lives off-exchange.
#ProofOfReserve
#ProofOfKeys
#BitcoinOnly
#PaperBitcoinIsLies