This sudden shift to the cold has the nails in the attic popping! At least the detector isn't chirping anymore. New batteries do that! 👀
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I'll put the old battery back in just for you 😁
That’s really bat 🦇 shit 💩 crazy 😜
Yeah on second thought maybe it's best I don't. Also don't ever handle bat shit it can make you extremely ill. Don't ever eat bat soup either, same reason 😆
So my plan to start the next epidemic won’t be via bat 🦇 soup. Cool. 😎
I'm partial to monkeys, personally. About a dozen of them would do... Then *poof* no more monkey business 💉🙂↕️
Samesies.
I don't know how I knew you'd know but I knew you knew 👀
Ad. Vert. Is. Meant.
Adver TIES mint 😁
Damn it. I bit my lip 👄
Well played asshole
Me love you long time 🫂