Y’all better bring a doctor’s note when you come back 😂 
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Like clockwork the excuse posts roll in. I used to be a manager over a team of 50 high school and college students. I’ve heard it all 🤣🤣🤣
One minute til i’m outta here. I’ve got… stuff… to do
Dang look at the time *yawn* gotta turn in for the night 😴
My dog ate my pizza bro
Did your pizza contain your NWC string? #sus
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Sadly i am pretty sure his penis was inserted in the pizza #thoughtsandprayers
*mid-chew of pizza he just gave me*
“He did what now?”
My wife spent all my sats
You need a witness for those divorce papers? 🤣
It was chewy until it wasn’t
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@npub139zd...tjv4 is this true 😲😲😲
Nah. But her lawyer is real upset about my boating accident
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We were just talking about you in Tards Seven
Wen you staging a comeback tour?
To twoter? Never 🙃
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Nostr is leaving you fulfilled Seven?
You like the unicorns and ponies over here? Zaps and the echo chamber?
Buddha and Max struggling w out your “calming presence”
Yes
My spidy senses are tingling 