We would like to invite Gold, Platinum, Platinum Plus, Amex card holders, Star alliance folks, NAB credit card holders and anyone else for that matter who wants to join the free toasted sandwich and Yellow Tail piss wine party to the lounge! Come on everyone!

Remember to attach your platinum card on your carry on bag so that all the regular cattle know you're better than them 😂

😂 I used to admire those people 🤮

So accurate!!