I trust the stranger with a slow cooker who started cooking last week . 🦃
Why would I wait on the panicking psychopath who started cooking yesterday ? 🍗
Ordering a chicken pizza from a restaurant is safer than flash frying your frosted bird-flu vector . 🍕
#Thanksgiving is about being grateful enough to settle for what is available. 💜
You can save the tantrums for Christmas .🎄