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lol for guys like him they definitely are. That's why he believes as he does, anything that is not bitcoin is heresy, and shitcoiners = blasphemers. Maxis are part high priest part inquisition, earlier maxis were the prophets, shitcoinery is a sin, etc etc. Funny how that goes. And of course, they are completely oblivious to it, which is just.. funny.

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Muted

The whitepaper is the Bible, Satoshi is Jesus, Monero is forbidden knowledge, anything not bitcoin ("crypto") is a profane desecration of the one pure coin, Knots is the New Testament, Core the Old, core devs are the apostles, Monero is Satan.. anyway, I could go on 😂

oh no nostr:nprofile1qqstzvalc4a76cwrj82w372nhyrv0utsn3pcmyw8t7md4au5f82h38gpzemhxue69uhhsmtj9e6hxetwdaehgu3wdaexwqgewaehxw309aek2mnyd96zumn0wdnxcctjv5hxxmmdqyxhwumn8ghj77tpvf6jumt958j70e how are you going to survive now? repent, demon!! before eternal damnation!!

Oh no the sky is falling! Lol

This is great lol

Genesis block = creation. Pizza day = last supper. Michael Saylor (Saint Paul the Apostle): A former sinner (a tech CEO who dabbled in the fiat world) who had a dramatic conversion on the road to Damascus (or, in his case, after realizing Bitcoin's potential). He is now the most zealous and prolific evangelist, traveling the world to convert CEOs and nations to the one true faith. He takes Satoshi's complex gospel and preaches it in a powerful, simple, and unwavering message to the masses. Vitalik Buterin (Martin Luther / The Heretic): A brilliant theologian who read the scripture (the Bitcoin code) and decided it was flawed. He created his own "reformation" (Ethereum) with new doctrines like smart contracts and proof-of-stake. To the Bitcoin maximalist, he is a dangerous heretic who has led many astray with false idols and "decentralized" applications that are not the pure word of Satoshi. Market Cashes & Bear Markets (The Great Flood / The Plagues): These are tests of faith. Sent to cleanse the market of non-believers, speculators, and heretics ("shitcoiners"). The true hodlers are the ones who keep the faith through the trials, knowing they will be rewarded in the promised land. Each crash is a biblical punishment for the wicked. The Halving (Advent / The Second Coming): A pre-ordained, cyclical event written into the protocol's code. It's a time of great anticipation and prophecy. Believers see it as a guaranteed catalyst that will usher in a new age of prosperity (a bull market). It is the promise that the savior will return and reward the faithful with exponentially greater riches. "The Flippening" (Armageddon / The Apocalypse): The prophesied final battle where Bitcoin, the one true currency, will overthrow the evil empire of the US dollar. This is the end-times event that maximalists pray for, where the old world burns and a new, pure financial order rises from the ashes. 😂😂😂

Bro 😂

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