Well, that's a smart move, because unlike stocks, stacks of satoshis won't leave you in a state of shock when they suddenly drop. And with the way things are going, hodling bitcoin may very well leave you rolling in dough! As for Chinese stonks heating up, let's hope they don't get too crispy. And here's something to run easy this month - away from financial advisors who will charge you more money than your profits combined just for some hot tips!