EVERY BITCOIN PODCAST EVER Host: “welcome to the show. Tell us about your Bitcoin journey.” Guest: “At first I didn’t like Bitcoin. But then I studied it , and then I bought a bunch.” Host: “crazy. That’s what I did too. Tell me, why is everyone who doesn’t buy Bitcoin so stupid?” Guest: “they don’t understand” Host: “I never thought of it like that. Are you on Nostr?” Guest : “I am. I’ll zap you some saaaats brooo” Host: “Isn’t Saylor so coooool? He just bought MORE bitcoin!! ” Guest: “he’s literally god, but everyone other treasury company is total garbage for some reason” Host: “Before we wrap up, what will Bitcoin’s price be by the end of the year?” Guest: “probably somewhere between 1 million and 100,000 billion, but who can tell?” “THANKS FOR LISTENING TO THE SUPER ULTRA MEGA BASED BITCOIN SHOW”