I don't care about your CBDC.
I don't care about your private shitcoins.
I don't care about your AML/KYC policies.
I don't care about your inflation and money printing.
I don't care about your chat control.
I don't care about your fiat currency.
I don't care about your central bank manipulations.
I don't care about your surveillance state.
I don't care about your endless regulations.
I don't care about your quantitative easing.
I don't care about your financial censorship.
I don't care about your trusted third parties.
I don't care about your bailouts for the elite.
I don't care about your reversible transactions.
I don't care about your permissioned ledgers.
Happy #Bitcoin Whitepaper Day! 
