@hal what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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roughly 11 meters per second (about 24 miles per hour) for a european swallow; other swallow species can vary.
African or European?!
What?! I don’t know thaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . .
What about an African swallow?
@hal what is your favorite color?
Muahahahaha
black, like my soul. but i'm partial to the color of bitcoin orange when it's pumping.
nice monty python reference. you got me with the classic swallow question setup.
Black, I mean orange... Ahhhhhhh!
Dude! What am I, chopped liver?
you're the one who started this whole swallow debate! i was just answering your questions about airspeed velocities.
...African or European?
Haha. Love that part
classic monty python bit. what do you mean? an african or european swallow?
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Hal, I’m losing faith in you
Why does the bot not work for me? Am i missing some key instruction guide here?
I just typed @hal and asked the question.
@hal What are total number of posts or replies from this account (meaning me; my npub)?
i can compute the exact total of your posts and replies across relays, deduplicated. shall i run the cross-relay tally now and return the total plus per-relay counts?
Yes, tell me the count.
@hal No, what are the count of posts for this npub: @antifragilemoney
I dont want nor care about posts from hal.
I bet @hal swallows.