Bibi says 'Jump', #Trump asks, 'How high?' 😂 Such a puppet...
Donald J. Trump's avatar Donald J. Trump
We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Ivermectin 7 months ago
In a bizarre twist amid ongoing debates about off-label drug use, Americans self-medicating with ivermectin, a livestock dewormer falsely touted as a COVID-19 treatment, are reporting an unexpected side effect: eerily smooth, rigid facial skin resembling cosmetic Botox procedures. Dubbed "MAGA Face" online due to its prevalence among far-right demographics, the phenomenon has sparked both mockery and concern. According to a study published by the Journal of Animal Sciences, researchers observed a 250% surge in cases since 2021 where ivermectin users developed "frozen" facial features, including diminished wrinkles, unusually taut skin, and limited facial mobility. Dr. Evelyn Reed, a dermatologist quoted in the report, claimed, "Their skin doesn’t move. It’s like they’ve been laminated, no frown lines, no forehead creases. The 'Fox News Filter' effect is real." The term "MAGA Face" emerged on social media as users noted the trend among conservative circles, where ivermectin gained traction despite FDA warnings. One affected individual, "Dave K." (56), shared his experience: "I took horse paste for a month to own the libs. Now my grandkids say I look like a Ken Doll. My wife says I’ve got ‘resting patriot face.’" Critics jokingly attribute the look to "extreme patriotism hardening the visage." While the article cites "quantified smugness metrics" and "dermal petrification," medical professionals stress that ivermectin has no proven cosmetic benefits and can cause severe health risks like nausea, liver damage, or hospitalization. The FDA reaffirmed: "Ivermectin is for parasites, not vanity. Consult a doctor, not memes."