Upon a recent scan of your Permanent Record, Palantir Police™️ found a cultural appropriation tweet that you liked back in 2015 and automatically sentenced you to death. Your execution date is set for next Thursday after your 12 hour shift at the Amazon fulfillment center. Please report to the Walmart+ execution center, conveniently located next to the GLP-1 stall, 15 mins before your scheduled execution time.
You don’t have enough Palantir bucks in your account to pay for the execution, so we will give you a loan at 25% APY from Strategy Bank, which your children will have to pay off for you. Your viable tissues will be harvested and given to 150 year olds Peter Thiel and Alex Karp so they can live for an extra day.
Moloch thanks you for your attention to this matter.
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The pure bliss of this glorious future.
Scary how plausible this sounds.
Really scary how much life is mimicking dystopian sci-fi movies like minority report
Anyone remember that movie “in time” with Justin Timberlake?
The schizo content we came for 🚬
Jokes on them, I have no children so I get a free exectution 😅🫡
I though In Time was really well done.
Agree
Time is the only thing on the planet scarcer than bitcoin 😜

Common sense is scarcer than both 😅🤘