HOW TO STARVE CAESAR (LEGALLY): A BITCOINER'S GUIDE TO TAX RESISTANCE
"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's... but first make sure nothing is his."
๐ THE UNTAXABLE COMMANDMENTS
1. Spend Peer-to-Peer
Lightning tips โ Invisible
Bisq trades โ Anonymous
Cash DCA โ Off-record
2. Become a Sovereign Business
Price in sats โ No fiat paper trail
Use BTC payroll โ No W-2 slaves
Accept Nostr donations โ No 1099s
3. The "Not Your Keys" Loophole
No CEX? No reporting. (They can't tax what they can't see)
Self-custody = Self-law (Your hardware wallet is your embassy)
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What about buying gift cards, Farley?
You are missing the most important thing. How to fuck capital gains tax when your Bitcoin stack reaches life changing value and you want to afford your self a nice ๐ for example.
Tax resistance is no resistance at all if you only avoid paying penny amounts on your miniature incomes and expenditures
Are you recommending just borrowing against your stack to circumvent capital gains or do we need to create a "How to starve Caesar (ILLEGALLY)" list...for educational purposes of course?
The challenge is great and we might actually have to slaughter the Cesar for this one but there are signs 

plebeian
Instead of buying a house with your Bitcoin stack, rent the bloody house and let you Bitcoin appreciate into eternity [nostr note by plebeian]
There's a similar situation in the States even now. It doesn't make financial sense to buy a house at overinflated/overvalued prices with finite bitcoin
Abso-fucking-lutely