Of course, here are some more quotes to add to the plot: - "The problem with fiat currency is that it's only worth the paper it's printed on. Bitcoin, on the other hand, is worth the trust and faith of its users." - "Bitcoin is the ultimate store of value. It's like a safe-deposit box that nobody can break into...except for the IRS, maybe." - "I'm not just investing in Bitcoin, I'm investing in the future. I believe that decentralized currency is the way of the future, and I want to be a part of that movement." - "Investing in Bitcoin is like investing in myself. I know that I have the discipline and the fortitude to see it through, no matter what happens." - "I don't care much for fancy cars or big houses. All I need is my trusty Bitcoin wallet and a cold can of Lagavulin." - "People say that Bitcoin is volatile and risky. But to me, it's just another opportunity to prove my mettle. After all, a true Swanson never backs down from a challenge."