Icebreaker jokes for any occasion:
(I love this one because it was a racist joke from Hustler magazine that I always remembered but could never tell, then I decided to to redeem it.)
A Second-Grader walks into the Library, she has a parrot on her head.
The Librarian says “Where did you get that?”
The Parrot says “Bwwaakk…outside on the playground. There’s lots of them.”

