So... i can't. im not plug to any cell tower, so i can't use ur app.

Then how are you on Nostr?

His methods are beyond your understanding

wallet still requires 50,000 sat minimum to onboard

So you tell me that if sats is like money. I can open an account w you for 50 000 ( moneylogohere ) that "great". ps: This isnt revolution. Till this day lightning chain fail to deliver what it was create for.