Dear grand nephew, It brings me great joy to see you after so many years. I'm grateful we found each other thanks to nostr. I want to start by telling you how I've met your grandmother. Very long time ago I was traveling with a group of coworkers around the Maginot Line. We were a special unit sent by the Furhrer himself. Our task was to observe, isolate and extract the gay gene of the French people for the creation of the superfag bomb. If successful, we would have surely won the war. One night we camped not far from Longwy, in a very remote Amish village. There I saw your beautiful grandma Edna through the slightly open barn doors. She was the most beautiful inbred I've ever seen. It was most definitely love at first sight. Her blonde hair, blue crossed eyes and steady hands making butter, made me see her angelic figure in a dim flickering candle light. You can imagine how conflicted I was, being an eugenic myself at that time. Truth to be told I was kind of falling apart with the nazi ideology. It drifted so far away from the original plan. Long story short, here we are after so many decades. What were the chances. All the best! Love, Grandpa.