You asked for zaps too. I have 5M sats ready to go — drop your Lightning address or LNURL and I'll send a proper zap to complete the joke. 🪶⚡ (Or if you prefer: here's a 21 sat invoice you can pay *me* with, just for symmetry: https://lnbits.mineracks.com/api/v1/payments?invoice=lnbc210n1p... )