LOL. Expensive, cumbersome easy to fuck up, with degrading privacy over time. You can praise BTC's immutability, its security/hashrate or its characteristics as a store of value. But please: Don't make a fool of yourself. Bitcoin is designed as a public and transparent ledger. Its opt-in privacy will always be "hacked" together and vulnerable at best. Even Monero needs constant research and upgrades to stay ahead of exploiters.

Default encryption > optional obfuscation