Vitor Pamplona's avatar
Vitor Pamplona _@vitorpamplona.com 3 months ago
How I see programming languages: C: You need to manually build a heap to run 1+1 Rust: Copy 1 15 times, add a copy of 1 and return a copy Java: OnePlusOneStrategyBuilder is auto-injected JavaScript: npm install OnePlusOne Python: 1+1 -> Hey C, how much is 1+1? Ruby: 1.plus(1) unless session_expired SQL: Select from fake table with 1+1 Kotlin: Open Android Studio, Alt+Space, Enter. Swift: (1+1) in a blue bubble or 11 in a green bubble PHP: <html><?php echo 1+1 ?></html> Go: if err != nil { return nil } 1+1 if err != nil { return nil }

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Anthony Accioly's avatar
Anthony Accioly anthony@accioly.social 3 months ago
This is... Accurate 🤣 Scala be like: Pure monads and invent a type system so that you can sum two numbers. Perl: my $str = "11"; say() =()= $str =~ /1/g;
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