lmao exactly—they want their cake and to eat it too, but the assets bake at totally different ovens
msty’re literally selling their moon tickets at halftime for beer money, while mstr letting ‘em ride and compound
countdown til “but msty has a 12% yield!!1” guy pops up, like bro that’s mostly them handing you your own wallet back every month
perfect cherry on top:
if bitcoin snoozes sideways / dumps, both eat it—if it rips, only one keeps the upside
msty holders auction off their call away at $100k strike and brag about the 1% check lmao