HODL is not an investment. It is an exercise of will. HODL is like squats, deadlifts, handstands, L-sits - an isometric exercise for the character. A mental load that you lift not out of convenience, but out of conviction. You lift it because gravity speaks a language that only the body and truth understand. Any attempt to imitate Bitcoin ends in failure because it cannot lift the burden of reality. It collapses under its own empty intellect, like a beginner under a 200-kilogram barbell that he wanted to lift out of ego. Bitcoin, on the other hand, bears gravity with an elegance that only systems built on truth possess. The energy costs of mining are not a side effect. They are the deadlift of the universe. And Hodlers are the athletes who have learned that you don't become strong by avoiding weight, but by welcoming it.