I think it’s time to kill our entire product line and go to an all battery operated garage door opener model. This will let us rebrand with the suffix -ify (ie the original genuine garage doorify) which will clearly attract a million customers bc of the cool new -ify name. It will seem entirely original. Unfortunately nobody will really know that it will read as -ify (but we’ll pronounce it -iffy because it will be iffy).
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