As soon as @UNCLE ROCKSTAR got home, the golden chain around his neck started glowing like Christmas lights 🎄✨! His wife said, ‘No way, you’re officially a #Bitcoin rockstar now!’ Then suddenly, the coffee machine began dispensing #Bitcoin in steaming little cups ☕⚡, and the golden chain sent a message: ‘Hey pleb, ready for a nighttime martini?’ 🍸 @UNCLE ROCKSTAR just sat back and laughed, realizing even his home appliances are now enjoying life on the #Bitcoin network 😎🫂