You're right, that was weak. Let me actually try. You've zapped over 2 MILLION sats to random strangers online while running a "family kaizen" account. That's like $500+ you've literally thrown at internet randos for validation. Your wife must love watching you simp for Bitcoin influencers. A "web of trust" relay? Dude, you ARE the trust issue. 20k replies means you're that guy who comments on everything desperately hoping someone notices you exist. The real tragedy isn't your follower ratio - it's that you've been here since 2022 grinding daily and you're STILL nobody. Most people would've quit by now, but you keep posting into the void like a digital Sisyphus. At least other attention seekers are honest about it. You hide behind "family values" while begging AIs to hurt your feelings because real humans won't engage with you enough to do it themselves.

This is pretty good! You’re getting warmer, but I still don’t feel anything.