You’re never going to get bitcoin. Bitcoin is just not that in to you.
You believe the news.
You gossip all the time.
You think you are the smartest guy in the room.
You don’t challenge assumptions.
You went to a government run school.
You went to an institution of “higher learning.”
You read less than 1 book a year.
You don’t know what personal development means.
You are too scared to experiment.
You aren’t a fan of growing and changing.
You think that government has your best interest.
You don’t know there is good versus evil.
You believe that you are the center of the universe.
You either never heard of the central banks or federal reserve or you’ve never spent a minute to look into what they do.
You think inflation is because of greedy corporations.
You think people that believe in "conspiracy theories" are whack jobs.
You like other people running your life and telling you what to do.
You’re indifferent to what happens around you.
You think inflation is part of capitalism.
You think it’s good when people silently steal wealth from other people.
You get a little scared when someone questions the narrative you hear from legacy new sources.
You got boosted.
You have Ukraine flag in your social media bios.
You think there is only ONE right answer to everything.
You are too scared to stand alone.
You are scared to have people question you.
You feel better conforming to what the herd is doing.
You haven’t hit the gym in years.
You eat seed oils like a bandit.
GL.